Tan Lines

I love having tan lines, people see my tan lines and always say that I should wear a different swimsuit, or go tanning to get rid of them, but I love them! They are a visual statement of my defeat of my pastiness. I know that when I wear a dress (cuz i wear those often...) they will show and look tacky, but I think instead of people looking at them in disgust, they should think, Wow, that took a lot of hard work lazing around in the sun getting those tan lines, I should buy her a milkshake.