Television's finest hour

Nick and Jessica's Variety Hour.. wow, what can I say... brilliant, just brilliant!

Highlights of the show:

- Nick dressed up as a dog trying to get a loan using a porcelain statue as collateral
"it's a knickkack paddywhack, give the dog a loan"
- Mr T was there.. does there need to be anything else?
- The Jessica/Jewel duet where Jessica had multiple seizures on stage

I think that's about it - it was stinking hilarious, good ole Nick and Jessica.. I hope they stay together forever! They'll have the dumbest prettiest children ever!