Yes... I have left my footprints in the sand..

My little sister was in Sunday School and they were asked to go and write some words of advice they recieved up on the board -


KeyLyn: Scott and Pam teach my first hr class at church - and this sun was their first day, and they were all

" who would like to come up to the board and write a good piece of advice someone has taught them?"

and first i raise my hand - but this little goody-2-shoes walks up and is all "i'll go first!" and i was all mumblin under my breath at her - cuz i mean - I'M the one who rose my hand u idiot! so anyway... she's writes... "how much worse could it get?" which is stupid of course

Me: of course

KeyLyn: so then i'm all raisin my hand again like you SHOULD - and scott called on me and i was very happy about that. and so - i go up to the front and grab the black marker and wrote

"keep your mouth shut - don't be a smartass like me"

Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

KeyLyn: at first they were like "what?!"

KeyLyn: and i was like "what? oh, soeyun."

Me: weren't those my words of wisdom when you went into high school?

Me: hahahaha!!

KeyLyn: hahaha yeah, and believe me, it has helped me a lot - and i told them about it; how they would all hate me today if u hadn't straightened that out back in 8th grd lol

KeyLyn: so this dun b4 we all go into the classroom - i'll sneak in and write up in the top left-hand corner - "more words of wisdom:
"STOP EFFIN CUSSIN YOU STUPID KIDS" -soeyun

Me: didn't i say the whole stop effin cussing part too?

KeyLyn: yeah...

Me: damn, I'm hilarious!

That's it my friends, I can now depart from the world... my work here is done...