Seen today at the local Wal-Mart:

Middle aged woman wearing a pair of navy blue sweatpants with the words "Bootyliscious" airbrushed/painted on the rear... no explanation was given for the pants. No sheepish grins followed by a remark resembling, "It's laundry day, and all I had was my 13 year old daughter's pants to wear"
No apologies necessary my friend.. if it wasn't for white trash like you.. I wouldn't appear as the well put together slob that I am..

Another funny story:
Soebs purposefully broke his minidisc player yesterday so he could 'cash in' on his 4 year warranty that said if it broke 4 times he would get reimbursed... oops, the warranty expired July 9th...